title Shadow Quotes user shadow ip 68.19.79.11 vol 1 lock ******** /i (Mind that most of these are when im enebreated) 1. /i "its always important to data back ups of what you dont have so you dont lose it later", ...(especially music) / 2. /i "you know you play too many computer games when your left hand homes at (wasd) instead of (asdf)." (ask me personally for an explanation if u need one). / 3. /i "its terrible, yet funny!" / 4. /i "Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... " / 5. /i "You know, if I actually gave a shit, I might actually listen to what you have to say!" / 6. /i "Just nod and act like your amused....even if you aren't" (taken from work) / 7. /i "Ok, it aint my fault.....if they find out!" / 8. /i "ya'know ya drink to much when you refer to jack and evan as your friends": / 9. /i "rather you know your an acoholic for sure when you refer to them as your best friends" / 10. /i "I ran into Ms.Jane last night, shes always a trip" / 11. /i "Sluts, slots, what's the diffrence, they both leave themselves wide open!" / 12. /b (Mind that we were talking about 80's era relics at the moment I said this) /i "What ever happened to diffrent colored toilet paper?" / 13. /i "More busy than a wildcat at a strip bar!" / 14. /i "knowledge is the key to everything here and in between" / 15. /i "Hey dude, nice rack, oh yeah" / 16. /i "With raising gas prices at least we dont have to worry about seeing posers in hummers driving by us all the time." / 17. /i "So evil, its just has to be funny." / 18. /i "Lynsey: Phones scare me. Me: It's just like talkng on ventrillo, just without a talk b